Something in the Water

iatemykittycat:

Sean McCabe made this. He’s pretty much Jesus ‘round these parts.

Sean McCabe made this. He’s pretty much Jesus ‘round these parts.

dogfromspace: Mind Trick? DO THIS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! »

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LOLz holy fuck…well to be honest the first time I got olive so idk if that means i am outside of the 2% then i realized before i found out the answer of “carrot” and went back up and did it again then got carrot….

so am i still part of the 2% if i guessed olive…or the 98% because i got carrot on the second time

warningdontreadthis:

notulysses / blaidd-drwg / jaela / sunshineradio / fuckyeahslightlyamusing / californiacornbread

This is a elevator, the floor was painted to look as if it has none. It is a illusion riders are warned that the elevator is under construction. This is amazing. (Also for some reason I am talking like a robot right now)

Post Number 400: Awesome

POST NUMBER 400!

First off let me thank all my followers you guys put the thug life in gangster. You guys are awesome and I like to follow all my followers and got to say you guys have a ton of awesome content so don’t stop being awesome (unless your doctor says stay away from being awesome for health reasons) then please stay away from being awesome I want you to get well. However being awesome isn’t risky to your health just ask this guy.

He was awesome before his time…and we won’t understand how/why/the amount of awesome in him for many, many years to come. But a book will likely come out on him and it will be called AWESOME: The tale of a man who was ahead of his time.

Know what is awesome the fact that is my 400th post. Know what isn’t awesome the fact that its 2 am and i have a test in a few hours and don’t know a whole lot. Know what else isn’t awesome the fact that I am awesome at procrastinating. That is not awesome. My test is in italian so i will study while I type this awesome post.

Ciò è impressionante.

That grandma is pretty awesome.

This muffin…pretty awesome.

A1 Steak Sauce…pretty awesome

Thank you all for being so awesome as I celebrate post number 400 and dealing with the over usage of the word awesome.

The most bitching cereal…ever. Please mass produce it again kelloggs how can you deprive so many of it’s amazingness?

Let me put this in the open for you. No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I’ll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason… I own you.

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—	-Dexter …Followed by BOOM HEADBUTT, Dexter Season 2 “That Night, A Forest Grew.”

24 the Movie in the Works? »

Supposedly set in Europe. Don’t get too excited yet it is not a green light just yet. I hope the series is coming to an end I love 24 till the sheep come home but all good things must come to an end and I rather it end on top. It would be badass to see Jack Bauer kicking ass in Italy imo. My ideal final seconds in a 24 finale would be having the movie or episode set on the 4th of July with (you guessed it) a threat to America and Jack Bauer is asked to be promoted to ctu head again and is a national hero. Then he has to do one last thing to ensure the safety, and then he kills them. Then he walks off as fireworks go off behind him.

Jack Bauer=true american hero

fuckyeahtattoos:

I’m still a little kid at heart…that explains the Simba tattoo. I’m a leo, too…so there’s another significance to it.

This tattoo is fucking amazing. I heavily considered a lion king at one time (fav movie) and didn’t even think about this. Congrats on your badass tattoo.